What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:09
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s